Norbert Wójtowicz's wroclove.rb 2022 lightning talk, given as a teaser for his main-stage FP talk the next day. Opens with a deliberately silly question — how fast does a Kerbal Space Program rocket need to go to reach orbit — to highlight that nobody flinches at the question 'how fast are you going', yet that is a modern invention. Walks through the history of mathematics: Aristotle and Socrates working with 'perfect' geometry and trigonometry and unable to explain momentum; Galileo discovering that time is a unit of measurement; Descartes creating the Cartesian coordinate system and unifying geometry with algebra; Leibniz and Newton inventing calculus. Argues that today's 'functional programming' and DDD are pre-Socratic — what we need is new names that future generations can build on. Calls on the audience to listen to talks by Andrzej (Krzywda) and others, extract the essence of their ideas, give new names to things in their own work, and then figure out the properties of what they've named. Recommends Kerbal Space Program.